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Cyanide And Astroglide

by Ethan Nelson
orlando@telusplanet.net
 

Fri Jun 13 03:55:55 1997

CLASSIFICATION: XRH (Mulder/Skinner) NC-17

Howdy! For the first time ever, I am actually posting one of my stories my own self, and providing my own e-mail address for all your threats and derision.  That would be orlando@telusplanet.net. Just to simplify, for your happiness and mine, no, I have not yet accepted Jesus Christ as my own personal savior. Have at it, kids.

THE STANDARD DISCLAIMER: The X-Files and the characters of Fox Mulder, Walter Skinner, and Dana Scully are all the property of Fox Television and Ten Thirteen Productions. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made from their use.

WARNINGS AND WHAT-NOT ALL:"Ooh, ooh, ooh, what a little plot can do, hoo,hoo..."

This story contains scenes of consentual sex between two men. If
this is not your kind of reading, turn back before it's too late. Copious
naughty words appear herein, without remorse. I originally had a page-long warning about the offensive elements of this story, but it was, you know, a page long, so I settled on this: no matter who you are, what you think, or what you do, you *will* be offended at some point if you read this story from start to finish. If you have any hot buttons at all, I recommend you click on 'back' and read something written by a decent human being. If you can find something like that. Special thanks to the Beatles for keeping me from slashing my wrists every time I read this over.

This story is dedicated to Jackie for Dr Pepper and fever dreams, to SpookGoddess, who sends me her stories if I grovel enough, and to Michelle Moyer, whose truly inspired poem"Green Eggs and Krycek" has become sort of the unofficial anthem of my entire slash career. Whether she likes it or not.
 

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